Put on your yamukahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate HannukahHannukah is: the festival of lightsInstead of one day of presentsWe have eight crazy nightsWhen you feel like the only kid in townWithout a Christmas treeHere's a list of people who are JewishJust like you and me:David Lee RothLights the menorahSo do James Caan, Kirk DouglasAnd the late Dinah ShorahGuess who eats together atThe Carnegie Deli?Bowser from Sha-Na-NaAnd Arthur Fonzarelli!Paul Newman's half JewishAnd Goldie Hawn's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!You don't need Deck the HallsOr Jingle Bell Rock,'Cause you can spin a dreidelWith Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock! [both Jewish]Put on your yamukahIt's time for hannukahThe owner of the seattle supersonicaCelebrates HannukahO.J. Simpson[not a Jew]But guess who is?Hall of Famer Rod Carew. [He converted]We got Ann Landers,And her sister Dear Abby,Harrison Ford's a quarter JewishNot too shabbySome people thinkThat Ebenezer Scrooge isWell, he's not, but guess who is --All three Stooges!So many Jews are in show bizTom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is!Tell your friend VeronicaIt's time to celebrate HannukahI hope I get a harmonicaOn this lovely, lovely HannukahSo drink your Gin and tonicaAnd smoke your marijuanicaIf you really, really wannacaHave a happy happy, happy happy HannukahHappy Hannukah! Bu döküman AkorMerkezi.com'da yayınlanmıştır. http://www.akormerkezi.com