So tell me, when you took a practice scholastic aptitude test Did you know the answers or did you guess? You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans And act all over bad to jack up your sound scan What's the matter with you? How come you rhyme monosyllabically? Has atrophy stricken your entire vocabulary? Your style's like a garbage can It's meant to be taken out on a weekly basis Ever since you first reckoned You been in a state of suspended animation You invoke snuffaluffagus and australopiphecus Me crazy, you abacus but enough about you let's talk about me And how single-handedly I redefined the entire science of radioastronomy Even Nobel prize winners questioned my notions of reality Oh, but I digress You always win at Sorry, I always win at chess Go get some percocets! Careful with that mic, weezy! Do you really think it's that easy? This is really good ice cream, you want some of it? Oh, my bad, I didn't know you were lactose intolerant Makes you pass gas, frightens all the girls away Only friends you keep are those you pay Always on the ready for the wack snack attack I carry sandwiches around in a straight edge style Jansport backpack Got the gadget Q gave Bond, destroy the mind Make you jump in a pond, go quack-quack, flap your arms Leave you confused but completely unharmed Careful with that mic, weezy! Do you really think it's that easy? Do you really think it's true? [Incomprehensible] they can't hear you, hey alright Now both you and I know the past ten years Have been rather intense And I'm ashamed to admit that I have been fooled by the seductions of violence People walking around with ugly auras Sometimes I'm even tempted to see the advice of Dr. Laura But I ignore her And I take a deep breath and count to ten Ain't gonna let it get under my skin Take a deep breath and count to ten Think of all the nice places that I've been Like back when I was waging peace against the Visigoths I was tutored in the ancient mysteries by a wizened philosophy Learned the polyrhythm of celestial time And wait for the one to come and get it done and finish the rhyme Careful with that mic, weezy! Do you really think it's that easy? Do you really think it's true? [Incomprehensible] they can't hear you, hey © RYKOMUSIC, LTD.; Bu döküman AkorMerkezi.com'da yayınlanmıştır. http://www.akormerkezi.com