Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

CHORUS:

Keep your Jesus off my penis

Keep your bible off my balls

Keep your prayers out of my ears

And your crosses off my walls

You can keep the virgin mother

And the resurrection too

Keep your Jesus off my penis

I’ll keep my penis offa you



Well, I’m frickin’ sick and tired

Of turning on the news

And seeing the religious right’s ungodly fight

To take our right to choose

When to bear our children

Who to love and how

Education and protection, if we’re just practicing for now

So W, look, obey a book

If that’s what works for you

But I don’t tell you how to pray

So don’t you tell me how to screw!



CHORUS



So you’re screaming bloody murder about the Taliban regime

For subjugating women and being too extreme

And basing legislation on some ancient, holy book

Does that sound a bit familiar?

Here’s a mirror, have a look!

And as for the Ten Commandments, they need one more, at least

“Thou shalt never cover up the acts of pervert priests”

Now how’d they let that happen

Unless they just abhor us?

Well, anyway, it adds another layer to the chorus!



CHORUS



So you’ll execute a person and then protect the single cell

But mercy kill the terminally ill and you’re going straight to Hell?

Well, I don’t know much about the word of God, far be it from me

But I can tell you what it ain’t, that’s hypo-Christianity

Well, I am not anti-Christian, before you grab a rope

There is beauty in religion

And joy and love and hope

And we’re all lookin’ for that answer

Some colossal, cosmic cause

But who the fuck are you to turn your views into my laws?



It’s just believers in the bible that would have abortion banned

Anti-choice agnostics, I could count ‘em on one hand

And as for killing babies, I’ve got but one retort:

If someone raped your daughter, George, you’d beg her to abort

					

And if some young girl from your church shows up with child or some infection

‘'cause you told her what a horrid sin it was to use protection

Well, one day you’ll face the pearly gates

And what you gonna say

When that long-haired, Jewish peacenick sends your ass the other way



Sayin’ keep your Jesus off my penis

Keep your bible off my balls

Keep your prayers out of my ears

And your crosses off my walls

I’ve had it up to here with all the biblobile you spew

So keep your Jesus off my penis

Well, at least that’s what I would do

Yeah, keep your Jesus off my penis

I’ll keep my penis off of you

That’s if’n you want me to


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