Sloppy Love Jingle Sequence 3 Cameras rollin', action The bomb's been detonated, I'm just waiting for an explosion I was at second base and it was time for me to close in on third With blurred vision and precisely placed slurred words we started kissin' Man listen it was like a scene bad B movie with a very low budget But fuck it, I was drunk and I admit I loved it every last second I couldn't kill that thought of us butt ass naked Tely surfin' with the fan on, chattin' about the session and Slowly gettin' in to closet skeleton confessions That's when she made an offer I couldn't refuse And chills when up and down my leg like Samoan tattoos She said she had a pad that wasn't too far away And she loved it if I stayed until the following day So it was time to exit stage left, I made my rounds Gave my pounds and hugs, gathered my thoughts And took a deep breath, and now we walkin' to the door but Right before we stepped outside she bought me one more Now I'm feelin' it, I had my hand in my pocket but she stealin' it With our fingers interlock and as we walk down Exchange Street With our hearts pitter-pat to the same beat And then she popped the question like, "Trav, you ever been in love?" And I'm like tcha, not that I recall, but there was one situation But I didn't have the patience or the balls to say it And every time I tried, I just digitally relay it And it sound something like a duh, duh, duh, duh, duh Man, my speech impediment Left my heart vacant without a single resident The first ten had got evicted the second she settled in I seen her the other day ridin' my bike and kept peddlin' If it wasn't for meddling kids, would love even exist? Nope If it wasn't for alcohol, would I be saying this? Nope She probably took offense, I probably started getting sober 'Cuz she started getting ugly and I think I probably told her Then my feet got heavy, I started drippin' sweat I knew I was getting into something and I would later regret Right when I lit the cigarette I caught an occasion of the spins I started wishin' I was back at the bar with my friends And then it happened, I fell flat on my face When I awoke I found that I was in a very strange place Must have gotten my wish granted, 'cuz I was butt ass naked But the only downside was that the room was pretty vacant Except next to the bed there was this note on the dresser While I'm trying to deal with this hangover head pressure With a smile I grabbed the note with a smoke and sat back 'Dear whoever, lose my number, P.S. The sex was whack' © EPILEPTIC CEASAR MUSIC; EMI APRIL MUSIC INC.; Bu döküman AkorMerkezi.com'da yayınlanmıştır. http://www.akormerkezi.com