Had a crush on Santa Since I was 9 years old But oh Santa Why do you go? Once a year you come visit me Eat my cookies, leave presents the same old routine But now Santa I want something more No presents all that this girl's askin' for Santa sleep with me tonight I read these words in her diary An invasion of my girlfriend's privacy I shouldn't have but I'm glad I did Wonder what does she see in him A big old tub of jelly With a double chin He's older than my grandmother Indeed this fetish is really bizarre Sexual attraction for this holiday star I gotta plan that you wouldn't believe But I've gotta act like it's Christmas eve Santa's suit is what I will get And give my girlfriend a night That she'll never forget And neither will I Went through my closet and found a red robe Made a beard out of cotton Stuffed my shirt with pillows And drove to my girl's house I slipped down the chimney and to my dismay Saw Santa and my girl in red lingerie And in between all the moans and groans I heard her say oh Santa, oh Santa She said Santa I miss you, I love you I wish you would stay home forever with me Santa I knew you were coming to town But tonight you are coming in me Santa, get off of my girlfriend Get off of my girlfriend © HOOF HEARTED MUSIC; Bu döküman AkorMerkezi.com'da yayınlanmıştır. http://www.akormerkezi.com