[Announcer:] From Southwest Detroit, deep within some island's industrial waste depositories, it's Shaggyyyyyyyyyy Tiiiiime! [Shaggy 2 Dope:] Hey! How ya doin down there? I've got mice here! Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the show I'm Shaggy, like you don't fuckin know This is my sidekick, Fat Pat He goes "Ha ha ha ha", and all a that (That's right!) Anyhow, on my way here I almost died This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five They worry about drunks, and late night truckers Old ass bitches try to kill mutherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha) This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a right into my side door This comedy shit's gettin old The game is to be sold, not to be told Oh yeah, you can feel the excitment right? SNOOP DOGG is with us tonight That's what I'm sayin On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't playin And that ain't it, also on the show Another motherfucker that well, some of you know You see him with me a lot, he's like a brother Violent J's in this motherfucker (I like that kid Violent J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya doin today? (Just great Shags!) That's great, now let's give a hand To Mickey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band! We'll be right back with Violent J [Announcer:] (Playa hata:) Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.) Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke? (Straight up!) There's nothing you can do but get your PHD. (Playa hata's degree?) That's right! (Aw hell yeah!) Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit Offers the finest in player hation tactics. (Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch hater: (Hey man, fuck that fine ass bitch!) Or the look shooker: (Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!) Or the never ending shooting star: (Just 'cause he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!) Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation! (Word up!) [Shaggy 2 Dope] Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell He just served a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now at least Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece! [Violent J] What up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin? It's been six months and my dick ain't havin it If I don't hurry up and get me some ass I might bust this nut on your tv glass! Anyway, been workin on my brand new shit A brand new group with my homies Twisted It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all??? Hell naw [Shaggy 2 Dope] Now I been hearin a little of this and that About you havin some kind of a panic attack Tell us, uh, is it true? And when you have one, what the fuck do you do? [Violent J] Well, I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffee And then all of a sudden, I'm like GET OFF ME! Then I start chokin off pedestrians Until they give me my shot of calliphilestrian But that's all over now, it's old hat I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac Just don't test me or pull strings, forget it I might grab your neck and do bad things with it! [Shaggy 2 Dope] Well on that note, thank you J (Sure) For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills? Take your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight) Snoop Dogg is comin up next! Stay right here, we'll be right back! [Weird guy:] I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot that you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful. When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for that bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili. Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce, drippin with noodle nuggets and Teaxs tough onions. Mmmm mmmm that's hot, God Damn Hot. Ask for it by name. [Shaggy 2 Dope] Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're back My next guest pioneered the sound in rap He's come a long way from the LBC Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G! [Snoop Dogg] Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane It's the big dog y'all, fuckin with the Insane Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the town Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this pound I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm So any MC that disagree with me Step up and watch your muthafuckin ass meet defeat [Shaggy 2 Dope] Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your walls While other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?) They wanna be like you, they wanna try to steal your flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so? [Snoop Dogg] It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow But I don't pay em no attention Oh, should I mention? I'm all about the money and ridin in cars with suspension Bouncin, bankin up corners smokin dough Smokin that weed, hangin out with my locs and folks Don't give a fuck about nothin at all That's why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin Snoop Dogg Nigga [Shaggy 2 Dope] Snoop Dogg everybody! Now we gotta bring a close to the party (Already? What?) Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc And thanks Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down) Join us next time for the show We'll have that one bitch from Letters to Cleo (Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this bitch Ay yo Gangsta Funk, show em how you got rich! Bu döküman AkorMerkezi.com'da yayınlanmıştır. http://www.akormerkezi.com