I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again This happens all the time It's detachable This comes in handy a lot of the time I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble Or I can rent it out when I don't need it But now and then I go to a party Get drunk And the next the morning, I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it First I looked around my apartment And I couldn't find it So I called up the place where the party was They hadn't seen it either I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time So I told them if it pops up to let me know I called a few people who were at the party But they were no help either I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long It makes me feel like less of a man And I really hate to having to sit down Every time I take a leak After a few hours of searching the house And calling everyone I could think of I was starting to get very depressed So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven Some guy was selling it I had to buy it off him He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17 I took it home, washed it off And put it back on I was happy again, complete People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached but I don't know Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass I like having a detachable penis Detachable penis Detachable penis Detachable penis ... © ROGER MURDOCK PUBLISHING DESIGNEE; WARNER-TAMERLANE PUBLISHING CORP; WB MUSIC CORP.; MISC. MISSAL MUSIC; Bu döküman AkorMerkezi.com'da yayınlanmıştır. http://www.akormerkezi.com