Larry The Cable Guy - Twisted Christmas Carols

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These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas but i'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god bless america and thanks for comin so:







Get a job you bum bum bum



Money dont grow on trees you bum bum bum.







Silent farts



Deadly farts



All was calm



Not fer long







Oh come on illegal foreigners



Come and get dem green cards 



And learn some damn english 



And den how to drive







I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car



I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car



I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car 







So I dont have to hear her



Bitch







Blue balls



Blue balls



Its dollar night at the titty club



See them dance, on my pants



Soon it will be bathroom time







You better watch out, I think shes a guy



I aint quite sure but somethin aint right



Hilary Clinton's comin to town







Donny the Retard had an eight pound water head



He was five-foot three 



And he said to me



My name's Donny







The first queer Santa Claus



Wore red-leather chaps



And a pair of white shorty-shorts that had a hole in the back







I pissed my pants



The toilet was just too far



I drunk too much damn beer



I tried to hold it in



But my bladder just gave in



And i pissed right through my drawers



Right through my Wrangler drawers



I pissed, I pissed my Wrangler drawers







Git r dun everybody! Thanks a lot! come back and see me again Thank you!










		
			



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