Relient K - The Pirates Who Don't Anything

We are the pirates who don't do anything,

we just stay at home, and lie around.

And if you ask us, to do anything,

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything.



Well I've never been to Greenland,

and I've never been to Denver,

and I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul.

And I've never been to Moscow,

and I've never been to Tampa,

and I've never been to Boston in the fall.



Cause we are the pirates who don't do anything,

we just stay at home, and lie around,

and if you ask us, to do anything

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything.



And I've never hoist the main sail,

and I've never swabbed the poop deck,

and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all.

And I've never walked the gang plank,

and I've never owned a parrot...

And I've never been to Boston in the fall



Cause we are the pirates who don't do anything,

we just stay at home, and lie around,

and if you ask us, to do anything,

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything.



I've never plucked a rooster,

and I am not too good at ping-pong,

and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall.

And I've never kissed a chipmunk,

and I've never gotten head lice,

and I have never been to Boston in the fall.



(Pirate Captain's Log ..... 2002

Who be this band Relient K,

and why they be so full of contradictions?)



We don't know what he did

but we're down with captain kidd

we don't wake up before lunch

but we all eat captain crunch

we don't smoke, we don't chew

we watch captain kangaroo.



And I've never licked a spark plug 

and I've never sniffed a stink bug

and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball

and I've never bathed in yogurt

and I dont look good in leggings

and I've never been to boston in the fall



(Ladies and gentlemen, let's give 'em a big hand!)

We are the pirates who don't do anything,

we just stay at home, and lie around.

And if you ask us, to do anything,

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything.



We are the pirates who don't do anything

we just stay at home, and lie around

and if you ask us, to do anything

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything.







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