(Verse 1) I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo If Richard Geere can do it i can too I get undressed, I start to lube I stick the gerbil at the end of the tube Wondering just, How he'll feel Will he like better than his little wheel Careful now, He's right beside me One more inch and he's inside me (CHORUS) GOOOO!! GERBIL GOOOO!! Burrow harder, Burrow deeper Be my little chimney sweeper One thing I forgot about How am I supposed to get you out (Laughter) (Verse 2) So now my gerbil's on easy street Its warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat This situation is beyond my control Gotta find away to get him out of his hole I try crowbars, I try wires I almost hurt him with a pair of pliers I try cheese but he's not biting I wish this wasn't so exciting (CHORUS) GOOOO!! GERBIL GOOOO!! Jesus i am such a sucker Please get out u furry fuOOh! I think i am getting ill Suddenly, He's very very still (Pause) (Verse 3) Now it's too late my gerbil died I guess I have commited, Gerbacide Here's some advise, It's pretty clear cut If you love your gerbil dont stick him up your butt Don't stick him up your butt Little furry gerbil in your booty hole Don't stick him up your...(mumbles while singing) Yeah... (Clapping) Bu döküman AkorMerkezi.com'da yayınlanmıştır. http://www.akormerkezi.com