Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie - Sözleri

[Car approaches]Toll Booth Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please."M1: "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?"Toll Booth Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!"M1: "Aww, that's great, you know, considering yer a fuckin' idiot!"[Pays toll and drives off]Toll Booth Willie: "Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch! I'll come rightoutta the booth and fuckin' whack ya, you fuckin' prick!"[Another car approaches]M2: "Hey, hey, Willie! Hows it going?"Toll Booth Willie: "Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows 'bout you?"M2: "Oh, great, great. How much?"Toll Booth Willie: "The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop."M2: "That's fine. Now should I give you the money, or should I shove thequarters directly up your fat ass!?"[Pays toll and drives off]Toll Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin' hard on! I'll fucking Carlton Fiskyer fuckin' head with a Louise-ville fuckin' slugger! Whadya think ofthat ass fuck!?"[Another car approaches]F1: "Hi Willie."Toll Booth Willie: "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?"F1: "Well, I'm a little lost. Could you help me out? I hear your thebest with directions."Toll Booth Willie: "Well I know my way around New England. I can tell yathat much. So where ya headed?"F1: "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to driveup your ass. You know, if you'd tell me, I'd appreciate it, you fuckin'prick."[Drives off]Toll Booth Willie: "You fuckin' bitch! Fuck you! You forgot to pay thefuckin' toll you dirty whore! I'll fuckin' drop you with a boot to thefuckin' skull you cum guzzling queen!"[Another car approaches]M3: "Hey Willie."Toll Booth Willie: "Hey, how are ya?"M3: "Here's a dollar twenty-five, and go fuck yourself."[Pays toll and drives off]Toll Booth Willie: "Dah, you fuckin' prick! I hope you choke on afuckin' bottle cap, ya fuckin' son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!"[Another car approaches]Bishop Nelson: "Hello Willie. Good to see you."Toll Booth Willie: "Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya. That was quitea sermon you had the other day."Bishop Nelson: "Hey, well I do my best."Toll Booth Willie: "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop."Bishop Nelson: "Dollar twenty-five, Willie. Isn't that the same priceyour mother charges for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!?"[Pays toll and drives off]Toll Booth Willie: "Ohhh! Have another one, you fuckin' lush! It's notmy fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya fuckin' douche bag!"[Another car approaches]M5: "Hey!"Toll Booth Willie: "Well hey!"M5: "Yeah, do you want the money, or should I just shove the quartersdirectly up your fat ass!?"[Pays toll and drives off]Toll Booth Willie: "Well, I already heard that one you fuckin'unoriginal bastard! Go suck acorn you fuckin' piece of repeatin' shit!"[Another car approaches]F2: "Hi."Toll Booth Willie: "Oh, hi. How are ya?"F2: "Fine, thank you. How much is the toll please?"Toll Booth Willie: "For you sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty-five."F2: "Here ya go."[Pays toll]F2: "Thank you."[Begins to drive off]Toll Booth Willie: "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt withthat?"F2: "Oh, I almost forgot. Thank you so much."[Toll Booth Willie scribbling a receipt for her]Toll Booth Willie: "And here ya are."F2: "Umm, do you think you could sign it?"Toll Booth Willie: "Oh, uh.. sign it?"F2: "Yeah, sign Toll Booth Willie was here."Toll Booth Willie: "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?"[Signing receipt]F2: "Just so I could have proof for my friends that I met the biggestfuckin' dip shit with the smallest dick alive. You understand."[Drives off][Crumples up paper]Toll Booth Willie: "Fuck you, you fuckin' upity bitch! I'll fuckin' fuckyou and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fuckin'mothers! You're gonna die, bitch! I'm comin' outta the booth!" [Opensthe door and runs out of the booth][Car screeches and hits him]Toll Booth Willie: "Ooooh! My fuckin' leg!"M6: "Hey! You ran over Toll Booth Willie!"M7: "Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run overa dried up stinky dick licker."Toll Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin' pricks. I fuckin' hear every fuckin'word yer saying!When this fuckin' leg heals, I'm gonna kick you guys new fuckin'assholes![Everyone cussing eachother out]


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