Cats - Mungojerrie And Rumpleteazer - Sözleri

Suddenly there is a thunderous crash, followed by the sound 

                 of police sirens and flashing red lights. The villainous cat 

                 Macavity is on the loose! The cats scatter, leaving an empty 

                 stage. 

                 Two off-stage giggles signal the entrance of Mungojerrie and 

                 Rumpleteazer, a fun-loving, frolicking team of pranksters, 

                 always getting in trouble with the family with whom they live. 



                 SOLO: 

                 The greatest magicians have something to learn 

                 From Mr. Mistoffolees conjuring turn 

                   

                 Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer were a notorious couple of cats 

                 As knockabout clowns, quick change comedians 

                 Tight-rope walkers and acrobats 

                   

                 They had an extensive reputation 

                 Made their home in Victoria Grove 

                 That was merely their center of operation 

                 For they were incurable given to rove 

                   

                 If the area window was found ajar 

                 And the basement looked like a field of war 

                 If a tile or two came loose on the roof 

                 Which presently ceased to be waterproof 

                   

                 If the drawers were pulled out from bedroom chests 

                 And you couldn't find one of your winter vests 

                 Or after supper one of the girls 

                 Suddenly missed her Woolworth pearls 

                 Then the family would say, "It's that horrible cat! 

                   

                 It was Mungojerrie or Rumpleteazer!" 

                 And most of the time they left it at that 

                   

                 Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer had an unusual gift of gab 

                 They were highly efficient cat burglars 

                 As well and remarkably smart at a smash and grab 

                   

                 They made their home in Victoria Grove 

                 They had no regular occupation 

                 They were plausible fellows who liked to engage 

                 A friendly policeman in conversation 

                   

                 When the family assembled for Sunday dinner 

                 Their minds made up that they wouldn't get thinner on 

                 Argentine joint, potatoes and greens 

                 Then the cook would appear from behind the scenes 

                   

                 And say in a voice that was broken with sorrow 

                 "I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow 

                 The joint has gone from the oven like that!" 

                 Then the family would say, "It's that horrible cat! 

                   

                 It was Mungojerrie or Rumpleteazer!" 

                 And most of the time they left it at that 

                   

                 Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer had a wonderful way 

                 Of working together 

                 And some of the time you would say it was luck 

                 And some of the time you would say it was weather 

                   

                 They'd go through the house like a hurricane 

                 And no sober person could take his oath 

                 Was it Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer? 

                 Or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both? 

                   

                 When you heard a dining room smash 

                 Or up from the pantry there came a loud crash 

                 Or down from the library came a loud ping 

                 From a vase which was commonly said to be Ming 

                 Then the family would say: "Now which was which cat? 

                   

                 It was Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer 

                 And there's nothing at all to be done about that!" 

                   

                 ALL: 

                 Macavity! 






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