Jeff Foxworthy - Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas - Sözleri

Guy1:Somebody done been to the wal*mart

Guy2:Man this is the stuff I got for christmas

Guy1:You cleaned up, what you get?



Five Flanel Shirts

Four big mud tires

Three shot gun shells

Two huntin' dogs

And some parts to a Mustange G.T



Guy1:You fool!You got jipped! thar's twelve days of Christmas!

Guy2:I know that look over there in the corner.

Guy1:Thats yours too?

Guy2:Yeah



Twelve Pack a Bud

Elevin wrastlin' tickets

Ten acopenhagen

Nine years probation

Eight Table dancers

Seven packs of redman

Six cans of spam

Five Flanel Shirts

Four big mud tires

Three shot gun shells

Two huntin' dogs

And some parts to a Mustange G.T



Guy1:Man these aint normal Christmas presents!

Guy2:Naw they redneck gifts.

Guy1:Redneck gifts?

Guy2:Yeah, like when you buy your wife earrings that double as fishen luers, or if you can burp the entire chorus of jingle bells, or if you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive, or if you've ever miss spelled anything in christmas lights, or if you leave cold beer and pickeled eggs for santa clause.

Guy1:whats wrong with that?

Guy2:i didnt say anything was wrong with it, its hard to beat



Twelve Pack a Bud

Elevin wrastlin' tickets

Ten acopenhagen

Nine years probation

Eight Table dancers

Seven packs of redman

Six cans of spam

Five Flanel Shirts

Four big mud tires

Three shot gun shells

Two huntin' dogs

And some parts to a Mustange G.T



Guy1:Well you know you cant consider it a Christmas unless you go down to the penitenturary and visit your momma.

Guy2:You're not listenin' to me get the car key out of your ear, that where the nine years probation comes in. im a do it for you again, now listen



Twelve Pack a Bud

Elevin wrastlin' tickets

Ten acopenhagen

Nine years probation

Eight Table dancers

Seven packs of redman

Six cans of spam

Five Flanel Shirts

Four big mud tires

Three shot gun shells

Two huntin' dogs

And some parts to a Mustange G.T



Guy2:Are you cryin'?

Guy1:naw just my allergies

Guy2:Happy Holidays Everybody


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