Keen Robert Earl - Merry Christmas From The Family - Sözleri

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party


We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog


Little sister brought her new boyfriend


He was a Mexican


We didn't know what to think of him until he sang


Felis Navidad, Felis Navidad





Brother Ken brought his kids with him


The three from his first wife Lynn


And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell


Of course he brought his new wife Kay


Who talks all about AA


Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel


The First Noel





Carve the Turkey


Turn the ball game on


Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone


Send somebody to the Quickpak Store


We need some ice and an extension chord


A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites


A box of tampons, Marlboro Lights


Haleluja everybody say Cheese


Merry Christmas from the family





Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen


I can't remember how I'm kin to them


But when they tried to plug their motor home in


They blew our Christmas lights


Cousin David knew just what went wrong


So we all waited out on our front lawn


He threw a breaker and the lights came on


And we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night





Carve the turkey turn the ball game on


Make Bloody Mary's 


Cause We All Want One!


Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go


We need some celery and a can of fake snow


A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites


A box of tampons, some Salem Lights


Haleluja, everybody say cheese


Merry Christmas from the Family














		
			



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