Drive By Truckers - The Presidents Penis Is Missing - Sözleri

{NEWS FLASH}



(Scene: The press corps have descended upon the White House. A spokesperson begins to speak)





They looked in the White House

And Capitol Hill

They looked everywhere 

For Buffalo Bill

We called every scholar

Reporter and genius

Has anyone seen the President's penis



It ain't in the Congress or Judiciary

It ain't in the Smithsonian

Or that big ol' library

An astronomer claims 

It was sighted on Venus

Has anyone seen the President's penis



{Now the entire press corps erupts in song)



{Chorus}:

The President's penis is missing, ole

We searched high and low

Every night. every day

Lord, won't you come down and redeem us

Has anyone seen the President's penis



{At this point legendary newsman Walter Cronkite returns from the moon to add his commentary)



Now Presidents have goofed up 

In all kinds of ways

In the 80's we elected one 

Missing his brain

George Washington caught a cold

He couldn't explain

And we all know the truth

About Thomas Jefferson's name



{Suddenly Wiliam Randolph Hurst rises from the grave and bellows out in an Orsen Wells-type voice}



Franklin D Rossevelt wasn't no square

With that raging Woodrow 

In his wheelchair

And all the lesbians snickered

That Eleanor didn't care

And John Kennedy's penis

Was seen everywhere



{Once again, everyone breaks out in gleeful song}



{Chorus}



{The scene shifts to Sen. John Glenn wandering pensively somewhere in space}



Them outer space people

Would laugh if they'd seen us

All this talk about cum-stains

And oral coitus

Meanwhile the whole world

Suffers from hunger and mean-ness

But we're more concerned

With the President's penis



THE END?










		
			



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