Haylie Duff - Babysitting Is A Bum Deal - Sözleri

[Singers:]

Here is the tale of a babysitting job, 

the baby is something of a snob,



[Stewie:]

Oh, go fuck yourselves



[Singers:]

So listen very closely, and you'll find

that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds



[Haylie:]

Aren't you a cute little boy



[Haylie's Thoughts:]

look at that melon shaped head



[Stewie:]

Having you here is a joy



[Stewie's Thoughts:]

and in an hour you'll be dead



[Haylie:]

Sit on my knee



[Haylie's Thoughts:]

please don't go poo



[Stewie:]

Nice place to be



[Stewie's Thoughts:]

This one's for you



[Both:]

Babysitting is a bum deal



[Haylie:]

Why don't we watch Will & Grace



[Thought:]

Jesus, do I need a smoke



[Stewie:]

Jack puts a smile on my face



[Thought:]

oh, what a surprise, a gay joke



[Haylie:]

I like your house



[Thought:]

the ceiling has cracks



[Stewie:]

I like your blouse



[Thought:]

Miss TJ Maxx



[Both:]

Babysitting is a bum deal



[Singers:]

So they sat as time went by



[Haylie:]

slowly as time could go



[Singers:]

the baby blarred, and softly cursed



[Stewie:]

cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes, 

and her hair made her look like a hoe



[Haylie:]

Time for your bottle my sweet



[Thought:]

This little brat smells like piss



[Stewie:]

alway's a succulent treat



[Thought:]

while I suck that, you suck this



[Haylie:]

Aren't you a sight



[Thought:]

look at him drool



[Stewie:]

you're a delight



[Thought:]

Damn you, you fool



[Both:]

Babysitting is a bum deal



[Singers:]

The diaper change was quite a job



[Haylie:]

the grossest I've ever seen



[Singers:]

The baby smiled and took a breath



[Stewie:]

and I grunted and pooped out a poop,

that looked something like Matthew Modine



[Haylie:]

someday you might meet a girl



[Thought:]

yeah, she's gonna be your right hand



[Stewie:]

Maybe it's you my sweet pearl



[Thought:]

darling, i'd rather fuck sand



[Haylie:]

Have a good night



[Thought:]

you little creep



[Stewie:]

Have a good night



[Thought:]

Die in your sleep



[Both:]

Babysitting is a bum deal

Babysitting is a bum deal








		
			



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